No vacation goes unpunished.
– Karl A. Hakkarainen
–> Nor does any romance!
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I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. – Frank Zappa
–> Only the dry ones!
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. – Dwight D. Eisenhower
—> And we are left feeling no wiser!
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance. – William Shakespeare
—-> Aren’t we all?
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That government is best which governs least. |
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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image. – Stephen Hawking
—-> Easier to pull down than push up! Just so easy!
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything. – Samuel Johnson
—> To be something of anything takes time. Else you’re just a bee tasting nectar from every flower. Focus hits the right note.
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you. – Larry Gelbart
—> Yes, it can leave you twisted in knots! Convulsed!
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion. – Ambrose Bierce
—> One believes what one can!
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. |
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The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say. – Tom Stoppard
—> There is never something as the whole truth. It is just each person’s perception of reality. To have the whole truth, you have to be GOD.
Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. – Friedrich von Schiller
—> Need I say more?
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. – Albert Einstein
—-> Oh, what pain we bear!
Only the shallow know themselves. – Oscar Wilde
—> Oh, what depths we plumb in our souls! And others! Especially others!
Architecture is the art of how to waste space. – Philip Johnson
—-> Beautifully!
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. – Saint Augustine
—> Just a little more time being a devil!
A coupla months in the laboratory can save a coupla hours in the library. – Westheimer’s Discovery
–> Experience, the best teacher! But not if you’re making explosives!
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The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up. – Scott Adams
—> Pulp fiction!
I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
—-> Fiction and bad or incorrect data go hand-in-hand.
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Quotes and asides, some right, others trite and others just light!
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I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch. – Gilda Radner
—> Don’t bitch about the itch!
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. – Sam Brown
—> Style offends only the prudes!
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise. – Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
—> You may be surprised how often this happens!
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. – David Letterman
—> In Mumbai, the lights follow the traffic!
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot. – Ellen DeGeneres
—> Dress up a bad joke, package it well and you can sell it as manna for the masses!
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll be surprised at how little you have. – Ernest Haskins
—> You’ve got to earn to save, get the context right! You don’t just live on love and fresh air! You starve on it!
Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange. – Robin Morgan
—> And they say women are a mystery!
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. – Richard Brinsley Sheridan
—> In short, his memory is a joke and his facts a riot!
I’m still an atheist, thank God. – Luis Bunuel
–> Amen!
I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. – Carl Sandburg
—> Just gotta keep moving, just to stay in the same place!
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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. |
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