“Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.” 

—-George Bernard Shaw, writer, Nobel laureate (26 Jul 1856-1950). 

“The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.”

—George Bernard Shaw.

“A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry.”

—George Bernard Shaw, playwright. 

“The best way to get your point across is to entertain.” 

—George Bernard Shaw. 

“A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.”
—George Bernard Shaw.

“The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.” – George Bernard Shaw.

“The test of a man’s or woman’s breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.”

—George Bernard Shaw.