Tag: george carlin
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George Carlin: Special, obscene imprint to Christmas
‘At some point, someone who worked at Rockefeller Center must have said, “Boys, I have a great idea for Christmas. Let’s kill a beautiful tree that’s been alive for seventy-five years and bring it to New York City. We’ll stand it up in Rockefeller Plaza and conceal its natural beauty by hanging shiny, repulsive, man-made…
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George Carlin: Frisbeetarianism
“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.” – George Carlin.
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George Carlin: Omelet
“How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelet?” —George Carlin.
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George Carlin: Jolly Santa
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” —George Carlin.
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George Carlin: Torture of animals
I do not torture animals, and I do not support the torture of animals, such as that which goes on at rodeos: cowardly men in big hats abusing simple beasts in a fruitless search for manhood. -George Carlin, comedian, actor, and author (12 May 1937-2008)
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George Carlin: Person on the left
“In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.” ~ George Carlin