Meghan McCain: No matter how many roller coasters

‘As much as the Republicans try to paint Democrats as desiring some Marxist utopia, this place is basically that. Just replace the word “comrade” with “Christian.” There’s nothing wrong with either dream, I suppose, but that’s all they are. Utopias don’t exist in real life, regardless of their political or religious leanings, no matter how many roller coasters.’

—Meghan McCain, America, You Sexy Bitch: A Love Letter to Freedom.